2012

2012 is the good ol' year where everyone will walk through a paradise of the apocalypse phenomenon blenomeBLARGH (ie. this whole page doesn't make sense).

OK?

Bear Grylls and Chuck Norris
The Bear Grylls/Chuck Norris type of people can prepare. Act. Survive. Anyway, these types of people can survive any obstacle and make a reality TV show and all that crap. You don't need more info. You get the point.

Dumbass
The dumbass will go out in the wild while the earth is crumbling. This type of person is, as you might expect, pretty damn dumb. They run around doing nothing to benefit the world, and relax.

The dumbass benefits from being dumb, however, and can make people join them doing stupid things, while they run away and survive while the other people all die. Too bad for them. Gotta love that sh*t.

Many More
There's still more, but I can't be bothered listing them.