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The infamous Jewfrey will pry among the humans during the Apocalypse, feeding of rubbish like parasitic turtles. It is known that they are immune to fish, but afraid of body fluids known as 'Jizz. If you are approached by a Jewfrey, be warned, as it may contain traces of nuts, and nobody likes 'nuts'. If you are leaped upon by the beast, stay calm and bitch slap that mofo, as it is inferior to the art of kung fu (HAEEEEEYAHHHHHHH!!!!)

That's all folks!

STAY

CALM

AND

CARRY

ON