The Jeffrey

A new species has been found!! It is a bizarre, and truly amazing species. It is believed to be from the human race :O

'Jeffrey' otherwise known as Jewfrey, Jiiiiifrey, Jewfish, Jizz-Free, or Jizz-Fish (there are still many more names) is a truly amazing, and exceedingly rare, new species from the human race.

It is believed to be quite tall, fairly skinny and has red dots all over its body (including the genitals). This amazing yet nearly extinct species has only 1 of its kind. Scientist are yet to find more but for now, breeding programs are in progress. To stop the Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifrey from being extinct. At the lab, the Jewfrey is mating with animals of all kinds, monkeys, donkeys, penguins, whales, dogs, cats, zombies, or even with other humans.

After a close research, scientist have found that this species is made up of tiny cells called Phagocytes. More news, yet to come. xD These Phagocytes after closely examined, are made by atoms know as "boombas". Boombas are fat and like to bounce around like boombas.