Grass

Grass is green. Amazing fact, right? Well, many people understand the fact that grass is very green, yes. And the fact that grass is green is due to the amazing and bizarre fact that people think that it is green when in fact, it is actually blue.

Blue Grass
Blue Grass is something that people know as 'grass'. Many say that grass is green. That might be true, but it's actually blue. Why is it blue? Because, well, blue's a good colour. Better than green, at least. And why is blue better than green? Well, it's because, well, I said so.

I said so.
Why did I say so? Well, coz I say it. Then what did I say? GET ON THE DAMN TOPIC YOU LIL' F*CK!

Back on the topic
Blue Grass is an amazing type of plant and all that. You know, it's a mad species. Many know it as the almighty green grass. AND IT'S DAMN BLUE!

Damn Blue
Okay, I'll stop making new titles every time now.

No More New Titles
It's time for everyone to worship the almighty grass. It's blue grass, guys, c'mon, you can't get any better than that.

Worship The Almighty Grass!
Lovin' this grass sh*t. But not now. Maybe later.

So anyway, screw information about grass, we'll just write random crap about grass!